If everyone had a skunk
Would all smell of funk?
Or forget that we stunk?
Would it carry in the breeze?
Or make us all sneeze?
If everyone had this pet
All would love it I bet!
My jest do you get?
How could you not?
This lingering thought.
If everyone had just one
Wouldn’t life just be fun?
Or would you run?
From the stank or the stink
Faster than one can blink
If everyone had a skunk
In your life added spunk.
Who would’ve thunk?